The 20 oz. Black 'Kick' Mug
This is a mug made of ceramic. It says "kick today in the dick" on the side. We call it a ‘coffee’ mug, but you are your own person. As such, you can put whatever liquid in there you like. In fact, you don’t even have to put liquid in it. A lot of solids will fit in this thing.
Hell, it even comes filled with a mixture of several gases:
Less than 0.05% trace elements
We will now call this the HVIII Proprietary Gas Blend. We may consider selling it as a standalone item, so stay tuned.